"Let's Agree to Disagree" is a song sung by Gareth and Madalena. It is from World's Best Kiss.

Agree to Disagree

Agree to Disagree


Gareth: I like living plainly
Chains and leather, mainly
Madalena: I prefer a lavish suite
Sid: Go on
Madalena: I like eating lightly
Vegan dinners nightly
Gareth: I like meat with extra meat
Sid: You're not even trying
Madalena: I'm deluxe to my silken undies
Gareth: It's commando for me
Sid: Ew
Madalena: My way's clearly better
Gareth: Boringer and deader
Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to disagree
Sid: Right. Not exactly what I had in mind, but not a bad start.

Madalena: I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot
Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer
Madalena: I like getting randy with whoever's handy
Gareth: I prefer a keg of beer
Madalena: Love massages, long walks and sunsets
Gareth: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
Sid: Guys. The rhyme scheme.
Madalena: Frankly, you disgust me
Gareth: You're no picnic, trust me
Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to disagree

Sid: Maybe you're not getting the concept.
Madalena + Gareth: Just one of us can lead
Madalena: And that's me
Gareth: Hell no
Madalena: You want to piece of this?
Gareth: All right, then
Madalena + Gareth: Fine. Let's go!
Madalena: We will never get on together
Gareth: Ditto, obviously

Sid: Right there. Did you hear that? I think we finally –
Gareth: God, is he annoying
Madalena: Positively cloying
Sid: Guys?
Madalena: Why is he still talking?
Gareth: Can it with the squawking!
Sid: But –
Gareth: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Madalena: We're definitely syncing
Sid: You know what? I think it's time to seek outside help.
Madalena + Gareth: Let's agree to
Sid: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Madalena + Gareth: Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Sid: No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no! No, stop! Not the window! Not the window! Please no! Not the window! Aah!





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